Meow! :3

Anonymous asked: This might be a REALLY random question, but maybe you are more creative than me and have got an idea.. My girlfriend lives next to the sea and I've never been to a beach.. We are planning to have sex at the beach when I'm there next month.. problem: It's quite cold... Do you maybe have any ideas how we can keep us the littlest bit warm? hahaha

Xaxaxaxa, da fuq? :D

Solution: soft blankets. Two. And a sheaf. One blanket over the sheaf and another over both of you. :]
But if it’s freezing like it’s in my country, just put it off for another time. :D